I said, "Look, lady, the seats haven't gotten smaller...
...your ass has gotten bigger."
I'm sorry, sir. This cabin is restricted to first class.
Are you looking for this?
Can I get you anything?
Scotch. Blended. Straight.
This is your captain speaking.
We've got a report of some turbulence ahead.
Please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts...
...and remain there until we release the fasten-your-seat-belt sign.
I hear birds can't fly this high.
I hear only angels can.
Where's the bomb?
I am the bomb.
-Shall I pour your scotch? -No, I'll take the bottle.
Another movie from an old TV show.
What are you gonna do?
Walk out.
Very funny.
No, it isn't.
What are you doing?!
What are you doing?! Get off of me!
Help me! Help me!
Help me! Be careful!
Nice flight?
You crazy bastard!
I think you mean "crazy bitch."
What is this? What's going on here?
Damn, I hate to fly.
No way! No way!
What's with that?! Who are you people?!
Once upon a time, there were three very different little girls.
...who grew up to be three very different women.
--making her a five-day champion. Way to go, Natalie.
They have three things in common: They're brilliant, beautiful...
I'm going to be all over you!
You will be kissing my ass--
...and they work for me.
My name is Charlie.
-Let's go this way. -No!
This way!
Wait. I'm not a yo-yo!
Good morning, Starfish.
Good morning, Chad.
Sweet Chad.
I figured we could have a little breakfast.
And then, maybe, after...
...we could have a little Chad.
Hold that thought.
Yes, I'll be right in.
Isn't that just the luck?
I can make something besides eggs.
No, it's not the eggs.
Is it the boat?
It's not the boat. I have to go.
Is it the Chad?
It might be the Chad.
It's the Chad!
Eduardo, move me.
Good morning.
I signed the waiver, so feel free to stick things in my slot.
Thanks.
No problem.
Hey! I'll be right in.
I want to get one thing straight between us.
Go ahead. We 're past keeping secrets at this point.
This is going to be long...
...hard and rough.
Sometimes when it's rough, I just get there faster.
If you don't defuse this bomb, L.A. will be an underwater attraction.
Which wire? The red one or the blue one?
That is not helping.
Ooh, my muffins.
This is stupid, anyway. Why wouldn't I just yank the wire?
They're dummy wires, honey. The real mechanism is inside.
Trip the external feedback circuit, the bomb will detonate.
Wow.
For a bikini waxer, you know a lot about bombs.
Isn't it amazing how much information you can learn off the internet?
I'll be right there.
When do I get to meet this Charlie?
Charlie's not a very social person.
But Charlie's a chick though, right?
I mean, definitely a woman, right?
I can't keep up this facade with Jason anymore.
Who wants a man who's intimidated by a strong woman?
They come on nice until they find out I can shatter a block with my head.
I love that trick.
Blueberry muffins.
I made them from scratch.
Yum.
Sounds good.
These look great, Alex.
Oh, my God.
What's this?
Chinese fighting muffin.
Nothing to laugh about.
My buddy took a fighting muffin in the chest, he went home in 4 Ziploc bags.
They're not Chinese. They're not fighting. They're blueberry.
Are you okay?
She's having secret-identity trouble.
Aren't we all?
Scoot.
Alex...
...all my Angels...
...the heart is a muscle.
In body building, we exercise the muscle...
...and it grows bigger and stronger.
It's the same with the heart.
I must have the heart of a rhino.
You do. Be proud of it.
Mes Anges...
...these little hurts will heal.
And at crunch time, your hearts will be so buff...
...you'll be able to clean and jerk his love...
...three sets, 10 reps each.
Thanks, Bos.
Excuse me. I have to take a phone call.
Good morning, Angels.
Good morning, Charlie.
Dylan, Alex, Natalie, I hope you're ready for your next assignment.
Meet Eric Knox, a brilliant engineer and founder of Knox Technologies...
...an up-and-coming communications software company.
Last night, Knox was kidnapped...
...and his voice-identification software was stolen.
Who's the lady?
Vivian Wood, president of Knox Technologies.
Oh, she did it.
I guess we can all go home then.
Angels, meet Vivian Wood, our new client.
She's hired us to find Eric Knox.
Hello.
Who'd have the most to gain from Knox's disappearance?
Me, probably. I'm his partner.
Before we were partners...
...we were friends.
Does Knox have any enemies?
Roger Corwin. He's owner...
...of Red Star, the largest communications satellite firm.
Six months ago, he tried to buy Knox Technologies.
When Knox refused to sell, Corwin lost it.
Charming.
Was there a ransom demand?
Nothing. But I know he's still alive.
I'll study the garage footage. Something may be there.
So Corwin is our only lead. Hopefully, he'll take us to Knox.
Corwin gets a weekly massage at Madame Wong's House of Blossoms.
That's our chance to feel him out.
He said what?
"Over my dead body"?
I can accept those terms.
It's getting a little chilly in here, Yoko. I could use some warming up.
At your service.
Good.
Could we get started this millennium?
Banzai!
Ooh, yeah.
You're holding a lot of tension...
...in your 4th and 5th vertebrae.
I know.
Let me see if I can work that...
...out.
By activating the right energy points, you can increase circulation...
...alleviate pain...
...or even...
...render a man unconscious.
Okay, let's go.
Palm Pilot.
Got the car key.
I got his schedule.
You must have dozed off.
You're very good...
...with your hands.
I could use someone like you on my staff.
Thanks for the offer, but my hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.
If Corwin is behind Knox's disappearance...
...someone else is doing his dirty work.
How's it coming with the kidnapping footage?
I'm enhancing a reflection from the car window.
May I take your order?.
Three cheeseburgers, three French fries and three cherry pies.
What do you guys want?
Here's one of the kidnappers.
Creepy Thin Man.
Now we just look for him.
And see if he works for Corwin.
What's Corwin doing tonight?
Who's up for crashing a party?
Bos.
-Thanks, Nat. -No problem.
It's a mic-transmitter. Put it on your back molar.
I know. It's a mouth-mic.
We'll be able to always stay in touch.
We're in deep cover now, so if...
...you can't remember John David, just call me J.D. Think of....
-Jelly doughnut. -Jack Daniels.
-Juvenile delinquents. -John DeLorean.
There's your date, J.D.
Excuse me, ladies.
Roger Corwin. Welcome.
John David Rage, self-help guru.
John David Rage?
Relax, Bos. Order a drink.
Excuse me. Miss?
Hi...miss.
-A hammerhead, please. -No problem.
Any creepy thin men?
Lots of creepy, none thin.
-l was wondering if-- -No.
-So there's no chance-- -No.
That's incredible.
What is?
Your smile.
Thanks.
This place, it's Japanese, is it not?
It's a 13th-century Shinto temple.
I had it....
I had it FedEx'd from Kyoto.
Blowfish?
Isn't that poisonous?
It's a rare delicacy for the man who has no fear of an excruciating death.
Technically, 1 in 60 is fatal.
Tastes like chicken.
That would go very nicely with broccoli.
The man laughs at death.
Good work, Bos. Get him to talk about Knox.
At last, a worthy adversary.
Let's see if you can survive a test of intuition and judgment.
Nat, that bartender is cute.
I'm working.
He likes you. Go back and flirt a little.
That was fast.
I'm not called Balls-Out Natalie for nothing.
Right.
I never saw you working here before.
I'm new. I'm like a virgin. I mean, it's my first time...
...here at Corwin's.
Oh, boy. She's going down.
No way. He's into her.
Just pick up the tray and walk away.
No, no. Stay. Stay and talk to him.
Flip your hair.
Flip your goddamn hair.
Excuse me. I don't usually do this, but I was wondering--
Unless you're already seeing someone else.
Yeah.
-Of course you are. -No!
I'm not seeing anyone.
Free.
Okay, Thursday?
My favorite day.
Great. I'll get tickets.
I love tickets.
What do you know? A guy who speaks Natalie.
Where's J.D.?
Will somebody help me up, please?
Hello, girls? Are you hearing me?
Thin Man, 10:00.
Why do they always run?
Watch it!
Nat!
Brace!
Jump!
Check them all!
-Clear! -Clear!
Clear!
Knox.
Great work, Angels, but our job's only half-finished.
There 's still the matter of Mr. Knox's stolen technology.
What's so special about your software?
It's.... It's really quite amazing.
We developed a program. You see, everyone's voice is unique.
It has a unique signature...
...like a snowflake. And it can be mapped--
Audio DNA. It makes it impossible to disguise or scramble a voice signal.
Which is why Corwin wants it.
Of course. All Red Star's satellites have global positioning systems.
Combine that with voice identification--
--any cell phone could be a homing device.
No one could hide.
Imagine how dangerous this would be in the wrong hands.
The end of privacy.
That's where you come in, Angels.
Corwin is premiering his Red Star racer at the California Speedway.
Our chance to plant a hidden camera on Corwin.
Looks like it's off to the races, Angels.
When Roger Corwin first got involved in the world of racing...
...a lot of people said it was a stopgap for my waning libido.
I had them all fired.
What's so funny? I did.
Thanks for coming to this little test run.
Nat...
...I'm going in.
But what can I say?
It's a Red Star day for me.
Then it's back to the day-to-day grind...
...of world domination and enslavement.
Hi.
Work your magic.
It's hot out there.
It's hot in here too.
Maybe I can make you more comfortable.
Oh, I've come undone.
That feels good.
Thank you.
I like what you've done with it.
Ours has bigger mirrors.
I love cars.
You like fast cars?
I like fast everything.
Oh, my God.
Thanks for the ride.
You're welcome.
Mission accomplished. Tomorrow, Corwin will give us a tour of Red Star.
Ride 'em, cowboy. Make me proud.
Nat!
What's going on?
We got a friend on the track.
That creep from Chinatown.
Creepy Thin Man.
It's a round track. He's not going anywhere.
She's going after him.
The micro camera has allowed us to study Red Star's layout.
The mainframe is right behind that door.
That's where my software would be, but the security looks incredible.
-Restricted access. -Fingerprint I.D.
Retinal scanner.
Angels, break it down.
Only two Red Star directors can access the mainframe.
To gain access, they have to synchronize their entrance.
A gelatin scanning plate takes exact fingerprints.
A laser accurate to .009 millimeters scans the retina.
It is accessible only through a monitored airless antechamber.
There's only one way to get through undetected: Be invisible.
The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity.
Any contact exceeding .25 seconds triggers the alarm.
Sounds impossible.
Sounds like fun.
Director 1
Director 2
Mein Siegenbock ist sexy!
They got the wrong address.
You ready to whip them into shape, Alex?
You must be Miss Aarons. I'm Doris.
Sorry about the confusion.
I had you scheduled for next week. I don't know what happened.
That's what I'm here to find out.
You are the efficiency expert.
Yes.
I am.
Bitch.
I heard that.
Your methodologies are antiquated and weak.
Your procedures of approval ensure that only the least radical ideas...
...are rewarded.
Meanwhile, your competition is innovating!
Ow.
You.
What was the last suggestion you made?
To make the Coke machine free.
Why?
Caffeine helps us program.
Perfect. Smart...
...simple and logical.
What did your boss say?
He said no.
Question!
Who builds this company's products?
You do.
Engineers do.
Not managers.
They should be answering to you, not you to them!
Who else has an idea like this man's Coke machine?
All right! Tell me.
Better yet...
...can anyone show me?
Red Star Mainframe Level 4
It's not working.
There 's only one way to get through undetected: Be invisible.
The floor is rigged with pressure sensitivity.
Any contact which exceeds .25 seconds will trigger the alarm.
Thank you, sir.
I hope you don't mind if we look around.
So we have complete access to Red Star's computer.
And they have no idea we can peek inside.
You guys are tremendous. Thanks.
I need evidence of Knox Technologies software in the Red Star system.
-Where is it? -Bosley has it in the laptop.
It has a direct link to the Red Star mainframe.
Bosley?
Maybe we should be doing our own analysis.
Surely Eric would be the best person to--
Our goal was to learn if Red Star had stolen your software.
It would be unethical to let you access their systems.
If we get proof, we'll tell you.
That makes sense. That's cool. Right?
Right, Viv?
You know, Knox may not be out of danger yet.
Smile. Don't panic the client.
One of us should check security at his house.
Absolutely. I agree.
-Everything okay? -Yeah. Nothing up here.
Wow, that was cool.
Who's the Green Beret?
My dad.
That's nice.
That's the guy who killed him.
Yeah. They were in Army Intelligence together.
This was his best friend and he turned on him.
I'm sorry.
Thanks.
Why do you keep it?
To remind me: Be careful who you trust. Don't take any wooden nickels.
What about you? Did you ever have parents?
I mean-- I know you have parents, but I mean--
Where's your mom?
She died when I was 6, and I never met my father.
You never met your father?
Now you work for...
...a man you've never seen.
That's an interesting trend.
That was smooth.
Want to play Scrabble?
Don't worry about it. I got somebody--
That's okay.
What are they called? You know....
So, okay.
-This is a panic button. -Okay.
If you just press it, then any one of us...
...whoever's closest, will be here if there's any problem.
Like that? Okay. Right now, that would be you.
But you don't have a problem.
Yeah, I do.
I don't know...
...how to make chicken.
Scrabble?
Shake 'N Bake?
I'll shake, you bake?
I want to shake.
-Hey, Pete. -How's it going?
-Good. How are you? -Good. It's good to see you.
-You want your ticket? -All right!
-Thanks for giving me a chance. -l wanted to see you.
-Really? -Yeah.
-You look great. -Thank you.
I've thought a lot about us.
No, no, no. I know you have something to say...
...but I have something to say too.
I've been thinking a lot about you and me and, well, us.
And I know that we have these crazy lives, but I can't help it.
I love you.
Searching Red Star mainframe for Knox Technologies software.
Software not detected.
Coming.
Hello.
Trick or treat for UNICEF.
That's a very nice costume, young lady.
It glows in the dark.
I hope you like to dance.
Are you kidding? I love to dance!
You. You want to dance on-stage?
Us?
Yes!
No, the stage is for the ladies.
Oh, never mind. I'll just find a spot on the floor.
No, no, wait.
This is Soul Train's highest honor.
I won't let you not go up there. Yeah, she'll go.
Really? I've always wanted to go up there!
Have a great time.